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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAW6nZwko0Y
在美国，想当总统其实只需要一样东西：一个奇怪的嗓音。这位脱口秀演员用犀利又爆笑的模仿，把历届美国总统挨个吐槽了一遍——没有一位总统说话是正常的。从肯尼迪那句拖长腔的「不要问国家能为你做什么」，到克林顿仿佛在勾引听众的「我和那个女人没有不正当关系」，再到小布什边傻笑边宣布要轰炸另一个国家，演员把政客们的怪腔怪调演绎得活灵活现。他甚至脑补这些总统在麦当劳点餐的画面，笑点密集到停不下来。这不仅是模仿秀，更是对美式政治表演文化的辛辣调侃。看完你会发现：原来选总统拼的不是政策，而是谁的嗓音更有记忆点。
In America, all you need to win an election is a strange voice. In this hilarious bit, the comedian roasts every U.S. president, insisting none of them ever spoke normally. From JFK to Clinton to George Bush, he nails each bizarre speaking style and imagines them ordering at McDonald's. Sharp, absurd, and a witty take on American political performance.