天津英语一考过的梦算是彻底碎了

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但愿能上130吧，虽然我感觉我大概率125都够不到

As one of the countless "cursed souls" who survived the 2025 Tianjin English College Entrance Exam (First Attempt), I must confess: this exam was a masterpiece of absurdity. From the "free piano tuner with too much time" in the cloze test (who even *does* that?), to the "Tai Chi-loving foreigner" in Reading B and the "unethical scientist obsessed with smell" in Reading C, the test designers seemed determined to outdo themselves in creativity. Let’s not forget Toby and his mirror twin Ybot—truly, a psychological thriller. And how could we overlook the chart analysis in the essay? Ah yes, "The Power of Museums"—because clearly, predicting visitor trends is every high schooler’s forte.

Despite the exam’s *innovative* cruelty (thanks, question-writers!), my score wasn’t a disaster. But here’s the twist: I’m diving back into English hell for the June retake. Why? Because giving up isn’t an option. I’ll grind through grammar drills, dissect more nonsensical reading passages, and maybe even practice writing essays about… I don’t know, astrological lawyers next time?

Looking ahead, vocational college awaits—a realm where practicality trumps abstract exam puzzles. Imagine mastering skills that *actually* matter, collaborating on projects, and yes, using English to connect with global peers. No more Ybots or smell-obsessed scientists—just real-world growth.

So, to the examiners: Bravo on your *quirky* imagination. But mark my words, this "cursed soul" will conquer June’s retake—and thrive beyond it.

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就想要洛辰 2025-03-21

希望听力别整花活，，要是整花活了我会第一时间告诉你们的（我第一批，八点半啊啊啊啊啊） translate from Bing：作为在2025年天津英语高考（初试）中幸存下来的无数“被诅咒的灵魂”之一，我必须承认：这次考试是荒谬的杰作。从完形填空测试中的“有太多时间的免费钢琴调音师”（谁会这样做？），到阅读B中的“热爱太极的外国人”和阅读C中的“痴迷于气味的不道德科学家”，测试设计者似乎决心在创造力上超越自己。让我们不要忘记Tboy和他的镜像双胞胎Ybot——这确实是一部心理惊悚片。我们怎么能忽视文章中的图表分析呢？啊，是的，“博物馆的力量”——因为很明显，预测游客趋势是每个高中生的强项。尽管考试很残酷（谢谢，问题编写者！），但我的分数并不是一场灾难。但有一个转折：我将重返英国地狱，参加6月份的重拍。为什么？因为放弃不是一种选择。我会苦练语法，剖析更多无意义的阅读段落，甚至可能练习写关于……我不知道，下次是占星律师吗？展望未来，职业学院正在等待——一个实用性胜过抽象考试谜题的领域。想象一下，掌握真正重要的技能，在项目上进行合作，是的，用英语与全球同行联系。不再有Ybots或痴迷气味的科学家——只有现实世界的增长。所以，对考官们：你的“古怪”想象力太棒了。但请记住我的话，这个“被诅咒的灵魂”将征服六月的重夺，并在之后茁壮成长。

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