“曾经是个YouTuber”［中英双语字幕］ユーチューバー

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“UTuber”

Who are you?
Hi, UTuber

God damn, they’re getting excited
Heads are boiling over big numbers
“Is it still a thing?” If not, they’ll just toss it in the trash
There’s a flower blooming in the garbage heap

The man-eating fiends come by and say
“Yo, you’re the boss!”
With wounds all over, I give a forced smile
“OK, we’ll give you a band-aid!”
I want to get drunk on myself
But there are a bunch of X’s that sober myself up

And so on, Time goes by

You know, Grandpa used to be
A UTuber (Uh-huh)
You know, Grandpa used to be a wonderful
UTuber, Hello

The decent type of UTuber

I understand, I understand that everyone understands
They’re gonna be forgiving and will laugh at my joke
I love you all, I love you all

“We’ll never forgive you” Love is dead

You know, Grandma used to be
A VTuber (Uh-huh)
You know, Grandma used to be a cute
VTuber, Hello

Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello
Who are you?
Hi, UTuber
Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello
Even with zero viewers, a UTuber

It’s over, it’s already over
X years from now, the human race is gone
-But it’s still going on
I’ve become an AI, still making videos
Continuing to upload even if no one’s watching

You know, Grandpa used to be
A human being
Know you, that day, Grandpa was
Released from his body

You know, Grandpa used to be
A UTuber (Uh-huh)
You know, Grandpa used to be a wonderful
UTuber, Hello

Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello
No longer human, but still a UTuber
Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello
Even with zero viewers, a UTuber
Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello
No longer human, but still a UTuber
Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello
Even with zero viewers, a UTuber

You know, Grandpa used to be
A Vocaloid Producer

Whatever