Teas, everyone is familiar with it. In china, there are hundreds of famous tea in the history. It’s easy to have a cup of good tea. But if you wan to have a garbage one, it’s not that easy. Little ass tea. My name is zhentian. I’m from little ass tea production center. Wee spent three minutes searching on the goddamn Baidu. Finally we found 8 noobs, building a ??? little ass tea. We supposed to make everyone waste more money. The eight noobs come from eight fields of feeding pig. They know nothing about making good tea. In Huangshan, we found a master of making in making Huangshan furry shit, Mr 250. I spent who life dealing with furry shit. Its’ very different between the shit and the reals shit. Little ass tea uses the very shit produced by us. Grab some grass in one hand, grab some poop by the other hand. Mix them together, and this is the classic furry shit.
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大家好我制作的是小屁茶，喜欢的话也可以抽一个粉丝，我亲自炒给他[妙啊]
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像爱奇艺，优酷什么的，都是想法跳过广告，只有哔哩哔哩是找广告看的[蛆音娘_滑稽]
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我还以为刮台风还要恰饭[妙啊][妙啊][妙啊]
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很真实，小心被律师函
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广告鬼才，谁找你打广告绝对血本无归
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当年的背背佳、好记星、8848，如今的小罐茶，老板都是一个人，这货叫杜国楹。 记住这个人，如今的微商比起他来都弱爆了。
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感觉要出事
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5.8万想看视频的真粉丝（×） 5.8万白嫖视频并且想看up女装的咸鱼(√)
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好看吗？好看就是好沙雕。[吃瓜]
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哈哈哈哈，本来以为是真的广告
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我在 好听吗，好听就是你脑子有毛病 笑了n次[吃瓜][滑稽][支持]
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我还以为要来个8848小罐茶什么的
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头一次这么靠前有点小激动
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我听到您打的广告我十分兴奋，Up主大人。重点问题来了，哪里才能买的到呢？哪里才能买的到小屁茶呢？不管多少钱我都要买，我的直觉没有问题。我的智商也绝对没有问题。所以说哪里才能买的到啊？
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Teas, everyone is familiar with it. In china, there are hundreds of famous tea in the history. It’s easy to have a cup of good tea. But if you wan to have a garbage one, it’s not that easy. Little ass tea. My name is zhentian. I’m from little ass tea production center. Wee spent three minutes searching on the goddamn Baidu. Finally we found 8 noobs, building a ??? little ass tea. We supposed to make everyone waste more money. The eight noobs come from eight fields of feeding pig. They know nothing about making good tea. In Huangshan, we found a master of making in making Huangshan furry shit, Mr 250. I spent who life dealing with furry shit. Its’ very different between the shit and the reals shit. Little ass tea uses the very shit produced by us. Grab some grass in one hand, grab some poop by the other hand. Mix them together, and this is the classic furry shit.
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一天攒一个币的我都给up三连了，讲真的这样不是无脑玩梗的恶搞视频我已经很久没看见了，up也不是乱黑（这茶就值得这样黑）[支持][支持]
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小屁茶，真田作[doge]
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你他娘的真是个人才 ——玲珑
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ass tea哈哈哈哈
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