【Meme】看完不笑的人能学到不少英语...

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Description

Why do thieves have a hard time understanding puns?
Because they take things literally!

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标题灵感自@治愈弥因

Comments

-楚秋风- 2023-08-04

waiter: Comfortable? customer: No, come for food.

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不是洋芋的杨煜 2023-08-05

“为什么乌鸦像写字台”也是开头为什么A像B的问题一类我记得看别人科普说谜底是“note”（完整答案的句子我忘了只记得note）因为note即有音符的意思（乌鸦可以发出叫声）又有笔记的意思（在写字台上做笔记）

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贪睡的小火龙 2023-08-04

Your brain has two parts： left and right. your left part has nothing right; your right part has nothing left.

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浅月-伊阳 2023-08-05

小胡子:Tell me a joke. 斯大林:Moscow. 小胡子:I don't get it. 斯大林:Yes,I know.

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Hivyii 2023-08-04

谷大白话最近的中英笑话：姬发：How is my brother? 姬昌想了想：well done.

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BearLovesGrills 2023-08-04

Me: I'm terrified of the vertical axis. Therapist: why? Me: 【screams】

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如果有路可逃 2023-08-04

不得不祭出收藏已久的这张meme了[doge]

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white_427 2023-08-04

老师不想看到的：beautiful 老师想看到的：ethereal 你写的：wonderful[doge]

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我即怪谈回归了UvU 2023-08-07

看到那个“Tolerate”，想到一个： Q:Six seven eight nine,why six so scared A:Because seven ate nine

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绚烂魔女 2023-08-04

夏天班里热得厉害，开空调也不好使，学生们弄来几台电扇放在教室走廊。我来班里上课be like： Now I feel like a superstar cuz I have fans on my way.

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orange鲜橙多 2023-08-04

Someone painted a number 5 outside of my house. I thought to myself: that’s odd.[doge]

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会挥发的黑化化肥 2023-08-04

有个很经典的波兰球英语笑话在波兰边境... 德国人：Guten tag 波兰人：hello, is this your first time come to Poland? 德国人：yes 波兰人：passport? 德国人：here you are 波兰人：occupation? 德国人：What？No， I'm just here for visiting 波兰人：what？德国人：what？

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