【Meme】非常冷英语笑话，使我八月冻伤...英语双关梗#8

我是烧恩康纳利，我已经山连了，太好少了

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extractor fan n. 排气风扇 有时写作exhaust fan before it was cool Before something became well-known, widely accepted, or popular. 走在潮流前面 e.g. Hey, I liked this band before it was cool—you guys are the lame ones just catching on now! bore vt.If you bore a hole in something, you make a deep round hole in it using a special tool. 钻 (孔) （熟词僻义） Get the special drill bit to bore the correct size hole for the job. 找个特殊的钻头，钻个尺寸合适的孔。 rivet v.to fasten parts together with a rivet 铆，铆接 Many parts of an aircraft are riveted together. 飞机很多部件都是铆接在一起的。 will作为名词时可以表示“遗嘱”，也可以当作名字来使用。 sign v. If you sign, you communicate with someone using sign language. If a programme or performance is signed, someone uses sign language so that deaf people can understand it. 打手势; (节目或表演) 配手势语 All programmes will be either "signed" or subtitled. 所有的节目都配有手势语或者字幕。

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医生问我怎么做到在30度的情况下做到三级冻伤的

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💀. Bro, come back to life .💀

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轻轻放下一个听外教说的冷笑话： "Doctor, doctor, I feel a pair of curtains（我感觉不舒服）." "Well, then, pull them up."

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谢谢，看了你的视频我在八月也体会到冬天的感觉了 哦不对好像现在我这边真就是冬天[吃瓜]

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科幻枸杞什么时候更新[大哭]

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刚来B站不久，请问要用什么姿势忍俊不禁比较好

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前几天看到的段子： doctor：so do you smoke or drink coffee? patient: I drink it

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听不懂英语，一点也不冷[墨镜][墨镜][墨镜]

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有人想看你本子并且不少[doge]

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“Hi I’m an exterminator” “You mean you used to be a Terminator???”[doge]

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NaCl/NaOH(写成分数形式） The base(碱) is under a salt(盐) The base(基地) is under assault(袭击)

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逐字先生出场时，总有“字”这个字飘过，第一次看还没注意，我再看一遍视频才发现——逐字先生一直都在（追）逐“字”……好好好，这么个“逐字”是吧[喜极而泣]

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「是什么让我为这些双关笑话笑个不停？」 「是没有身体的轿车」

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-Do you know why Hannibal prefer to eat new students? -So why? -Because they are freshmen.

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哈哈我的聊天纪录，被自己逗笑了

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第一个梗里的酒吧叫crow's bar crowbar 物理学圣剑[乐正绫八周年生日纪念_哈哈哈哈哈]

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这个月可以不用开空调力[doge]

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英文双关梗看多了吧？来点日文的[脱单doge] 就连日本人都知道，学习是一件很勉强的事情[妙啊]

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